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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.
(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.)
But you can't choose yourself.
1- Heinz K. Falke
2- Vincent Hoffmann
3- Hugh Reiner
4- Dietrich Falke
5- Christoph Werner
6- Karl Weiss
7- Hannke
8- Markus C. Lothar
9- Alois C. Lothar
10- Arthur K. Falke
I chose ten of my original characters.
Obviously this story "Once" I'm working on is still in the works and some of these characters are rough prototypes, and it'll probably take me a MILLION BAZILLION GAZILLION YEARS TO FINISH, but whatever. I'm getting somewhere. It's a historical WWII fiction and whatnot. Heinz is the only Nazi who basically starts to disagree with what's going on. It's interesting and somewhat disturbing perspective, and the story itself is going to be pretty sad. Heinz actually spent his childhood years knowing a Jewish best friend so he gets disgusted at the whole thing he joins after his eyes get opened with he sees that said friend (whom he hasn't seen since 13) in the labor camp he's working in. There are many different aspects and obstacles in the story involving a lot of the characters, and I might upload the chapters onto dA when they're totally done, I'm still not sure if I should though.
Anyway. On with the quiz! My characters fail at life:
1) 4 (Dietrich) invites 3 (Reiner) and 8 (Markus) to dinner at their house. What happens?
Dietrich: So, men, we have very important issues to discuss...
Markus: Why does this involve me?
Dietrich: It doesn't, you young snot.
Markus: ... Fine, I'm leaving.
Reiner: Boring. -hits on Dietrich-
Dietrich: Are you coming on to me?!
2) 9 (Alois) tries to get 5 (Christoph) to go to a strip club.
Alois: C'mon, new recruit, you'll like it.
Christoph: Like it?! I'm gonna LOVE it. Besides, this ain't my first time being to one of those... Hehe... Wait a minute, arent you married?
Alois: Yes. But who says a guy cant have a bit of fun?
Christoph: How could you- Ah, nevermind. You are so right. La-la-laaaaadies!
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Heinz) or 6 (Weiss)?
Heinz, duh. He's the only relatively nice one who isn't totally a bastard.
Heinz: I've got some cool music! Wanna hear? Hrm... -lifts an enormous, cumbersome looking record player out of the closet-
Me: WHAT IS THAT THING!?
Heinz: ...Um, it's a record player. Duh.
Me: ...It looks like a damn monster. ... Check this out. -waves around iPod-
Heinz: THAT piece of NOTHING plays music? I don't believe it. No way. Look, I've got Wagner records! -spazzes-
Me: ...Wagner?! Wh-...What is this?! ;__; -culture shock-
Heinz: It's hip!
Me:
NO.4) 2 (Hoffmann) and 7 (Hannke) are making out. 10 (Arthur) walks in...Their reaction?
Hannke: PLEASE DON'T TELL REINER, PLEASE PLEASE ASDHFJBKLDSJWHSJDF
Arthur: ..... Too much to drink... Too much to drink.... -hyperventilates- -walks out slowly-
5) 3 (Reiner) falls in love with 6 (Weiss). 8 (Markus) is jealous. What happens?
Markus: Colonel Reiner, Colonel Reiner! I got you a present!
Reiner: Oh, thank you. I'll open later. I'm busy now. -pours Weiss a glass of wine-
Markus: ... -ignored- Okay...
6) 4 (Dietrich) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Markus), 2 (Hoffmann) or 7 (Hannke)?
Me: Ah! Get that rifle away from me!
Dietrich: No, you bloody American.
Me: Hoffmann? Markus? Hannke? Help?
Hoffmann: Nope. I agree with him.
Hannke: Sorry.
Markus: No.
Me: GODDAMMIT I HATE NAZIS
Dietrich: You shouldn't have said that around me.
Me: I-I-I-I I d-d-didn't say what you thought I said. Y-ya see, I said "Knots: Eeeee!"
Hoffmann: That was a HORRIBLE load of bullshit.
Me: Too bad I created you guys so I can kill you whenever I please.
Hoffmann: LIEEEEEES, YOU RADICAL!
Me: Oh yeah? -pulls the Nazi face melting trick from Indiana Jones-
Dietrich: OHHH NOEEEEEEESSSSS
Hoffmann: AAAAARRRGGHHHHH
Hannke: I'm Wehrmacht, does that count as Naz- AAAAAH GOOOOODDDDD HELP ME!
Me: Technically no but. Oops.
Markus: -sizzles-
..So in the end, I saved myself.
7) 1 (Heinz) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Heinz: Alright guys, just add a bit of paprika, and presto, the turkey's done! -sprinkles it on-
Turkey: -explodes into flames-
Heinz: ... Um... Uh! ...This isn't happening! ... I'm so sorry I failed! I'm so ashamed! Aaaugh!
-kitchen sets on fire-
Heinz: -huddles in a corner sniffling- I'm a failure..Failure...!-sniff-
8) 5 (Christoph) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 (Alois) do?
Nothing. He wouldn't care. Frankly he doesn't give a shit about anybody but his family.
9) 3 (Reiner) has to marry either 8 (Markus), 4 (Dietrich) or 9 (Alois). Who do they chose?
Reiner: Alois... -kneels on one knee-
Alois: NO. I HAVE A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN. GO AWAY.
Reiner: Markus, will you... -kneel-
Markus: Wha-wha-what?! PEDOPHILE! -runs away-
Alois: DO NOT PROPOSE TO MY SON EITHER. FOR CHRIST'S SAKES HE'S SEVENTEEN AND YOU'RE THIRTY-SEVEN.
Reiner: Fine, will you marry me, Colonel Dietrich?
Dietrich: NO.
Reiner: .... -sigh-
In the end, he gets no man-candy to love. How sad.
10) 7 (Hannke) kidnaps 2 (Hoffmann) and demands something from 5 (Christoph) for 2's (Hoffmann) release. What is it?
Hoffmann: Bitch. -stabs Hannke with a dagger-
Hannke: Give me all your money- OOOOWWWWWWW, GOD THAT HUUUURT! rubs arm panicking and puts a Band-Aid on it-
Christoph: You FAIL at this. walks away-
11) You get to meet either 1 (Heinz) or 6 (Weiss). Who do you choose?
Heinz. I'd want to punch Weiss in the face any time he opened his mouth.
Me: Hi.
Heinz: ...Hello.
Me: ...
Heinz: ...
12) 10 (Arthur) challenges 4 (Dietrich) to a chariot race. Why?
Because they're both extremely high and wanted to experiment with the copious amounts of drugs that they stole from around the world. ...And thus it resulted in this bright idea.
Just kidding.
IT'S SIBLING RIVALRY!
13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Reiner). Does 3 (Reiner) have a chance in hell?
No, no, not really.
14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Hoffmann) and 10 (Arthur) wedding except for 8 (Markus). How do they react?
Markus: I feel so ignored! What am I to you guys, the-son-of-Alois, or something!?
Dietrich: ...Yup.
Hoffmann: Yes. Why would you be anything else?
Arthur: Sure am, kid.
Christoph: Eh, kinda.
Weiss: Yeah. Yeah, you are.
Alois: Well, you ARE my son.
Markus: Thanks, dad... You're a real help.
Heinz: Well I'm your friend! ....Right?
Markus: Yes, yes you are, Heinz.
15) Why is 6 (Weiss) afraid of 7 (Hannke)?
Weiss: ...Ah...You're...You're...
Hannke: NO I'M NOT! ..NO I'M NOT!!!
Reiner: Denial.
16) 10 (Arthur) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Arthur: Once upon a time, there was a...
Hoffmann: I think I want to puke.
Heinz: Dad, you told me stories when I was little. NOT AT 20.
Arthur: SHH! -thinks- ......
Hoffmann: Oh, give me a break.
Arthur: SHH! Young man, you are breaking my concentration!
Hoffmann: YOUNG MAN!? If anything HE'S the young man here!

-points to Heinz-
Heinz: ... He still hasn't come up with anything...
Arthur: It's been awhile, alright?!
Heinz:

17) 1 (Heinz) arrives late for 2 (Hoffmann) and 10's (Arthur) wedding. What happens? And why is he/she late?
Heinz: FATHER HOW COULD YOU? ...
Arthur: You've gotta do what you've gotta do, son!
Heinz: ....Huh? W-what about mother?!
Arthur: Well, about that...
Heinz: That's it, I'm leaving!
LEAVING!Hoffmann: Oh well. Your son's an idiot. ...Oh no, he'll be my son-in-law!
18) 5 (Christoph) and 9 (Alois) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: WHERE. IS. MY. ROOM. AND MY TV? AND MY LAPTOP? AND MY-
Alois: Hmph. About that.
Christoph: We thought it'd look cool to watch all of your valuables burn in a huge heap of fire.
Alois: I've got the photographs of it. Quite beautiful, hmm...
19) 3 (Reiner), 8 (Markus), 6 (Weiss) and 4 (Dietrich) all go to the zoo for 8's (Markus) birthday party.
How does it go? What presents do they get 8 (Markus)?
Chaos. CHAOS. UTTER CHAOS. But after the chaos...And the zoo blowing up...
On with the presents.
Markus: Cool, is this from you Colonel Reiner? A black and white movie, neat! Uh... -it's gay porn- ............ -sets it on fire-
Reiner: I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE THAT TO YOU AND YOU BURN IT?!
Markus: Thanks for nothing, Weiss!
Weiss: Whatever. I dont care.
Markus: At least Colonel Dietrich got me cake. -takes a bite of it- AGH! This tastes like crap!
Dietrich: Nobody in the Falke family can cook. Period. Suck it up.
Heinz: Oh come on, uncle, I can cook.
Hoffmann: No. No, you can't. -pops in the tape showing Heinz setting the kitchen on fire and starts laughing at it-
Heinz: YOU...YOU RECORDED THAT?!
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house.
What are they protesting? What do you do?
They're protesting against anything intelligent.
...hnn, I'd throw my shoes at them.
21) 9 (Alois) murders 2's (Hoffmann) best friend. What does 2 (Hoffmann) do to get back at them?
Puts a bomb in his office.
If that doesnt work, hed just shoot them.
Hoffmann is the kind of person who just doesnt take shit from anybody, even if it gets himself killed.
22) 6 (Weiss) and 1 (Heinz) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive.
Does 6 (Weiss) save himself or 1 (Heinz)?
Weiss: Screw you, wimp, I'm out of here. Good luck, "HEINZY".
Heinz: ...Oh, f--k you, Weiss!
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
They're Nazis: all of them.
24) 5 (Christoph) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Arthur) comes to rescue him. What happens?
Arthur: Oh my God, are you okay?
Christoph: ... Obviously not, you idiot Luftwaffe pilot. Even if you are Heinz's father I must ask: had too much to drink again?
Arthur: N-...NO! Don't worry, I'll save you! -hero music- -makes a running start into the cave- Pant! Pant! This is tiring! -falls on face-
Christoph: ...
25) 3 (Reiner) starts a day camp. What happens?
Reiner: Hahaha....Hahahaha....-gets "ideas"-
26) 4 (Dietrich),6 (Weiss), and 7 (Hannke) are doing the caramel dansen. 8 (Markus) walks in. What happens?
Markus: -joins in-
27) 1 (Heinz) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Alois) and 10 (Arthur) are going out.
What is 2's (Hoffmann) reaction?
Heinz: -scribble scribble- DAMN! I suck at writing anything good!
Hoffmann: ...Falke, what are you doing? ....Is that a ...A FANFICTION? Involving... Guh..Oh my God...This is an outrage. ...I AM SO ANGRY. ...-stifles laughter- Alois and..And... ARTHUR?! I mean- Shit, Heinz, you need to die.
Heinz: Shut up, Sunshine, it's for the fangirls! Do you honestly think I'd willingly write a 'fanfiction' about my own father?!
Me: Do you even have any fangirls?
Heinz: ... YES. ...Erm.... No! But I will after this, right?
Hoffmann: You really need to get a hobby.
28) 7 (Hannke) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Reiner: Any of his cooking is good in my eyes. But mine is always better.
Hannke: ...Gee, thanks. > >
29) 8 (Markus) and 4 (Dietrich) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Markus: Look, Colonel, a bear! Woooow, isn't it beautiful? -gets binoculars- Though I'm a little hungry...
Dietrich: How fortunate, let's eat it! .....C'MON OUT BOYS!
-sends like, 20 tanks-
Markus: ... Isn't that a little....Overkill? W-what if it has cubs, sir?!
Dietrich: Overkill, my ass, let's make ourselves a campfire!
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do?
(If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Piss their pants.
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Me: Die.
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